That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Dick very happy bro
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