doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
