Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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