Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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