She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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