I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
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I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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