Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
