What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
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He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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