His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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