just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Randomize