I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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