CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
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For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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