As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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