are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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