2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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