the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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