I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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