How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize