I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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