I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
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Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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