Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
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