Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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