also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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