you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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