He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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