the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
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I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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