which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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