why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
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First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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