I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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