You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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