My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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