There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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