Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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