I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
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Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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