i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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