I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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