I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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