In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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