you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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