I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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