In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Barsexuality is the new black.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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