i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
high people should be assigned attendants
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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