Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
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Since when is my name a synonym for head?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
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So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
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