Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
