Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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