I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
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You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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