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Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
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look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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