So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
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PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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