is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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