gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I still have a little drunk in my system
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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