i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
