he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
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If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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