It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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