Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
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