The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
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She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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