HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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