Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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