just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
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I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
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I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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