How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I'm having to shit out rocks
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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