Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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