Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
My breasts were aching with rage.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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