Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Randomize
