loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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